OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
so I explained that Nicholas Cage prank someone pulled on april fools to my roommate. Because he’s rather industrious and works at a place where he has free access to a printer that prints on anything, we now have several solid PVC Nick cutouts
the plan WAS to slowly start placing them in random spots around the house when we have a big get together in a few weeks, but since that’s a ways off yet we’ve already taken to war
